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Stop Anthropogenic Solar Cooling Now!

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The Cooling Sun

The Cooling Sun

As most scientists know, the Earth emits as much radio energy as a small star and with the advent of WiFi, Bluetooth and the iPhone, we as a society are continually emitting ever increasing amounts of electromagnetic (EM) transmissions.  These EM emissions are interacting with the solar wind, forcing it back upon itself and therefore interfering with the Sun’s ability to generate sunspots.  This is predicted by peer-reviewed models showing ever lower solar cycles in the future and is proven by the delayed start of cycle 24.

There is a scientific consensus that humanity is emitting ever larger amounts of EM radiation.  It is this radiation that is the cause of Anthropogenic Solar Cooling (ASC) – a major threat to not only the Earth, but life on Mars and Venus as well.  The science is settled as almost every solar specialist with whom I have spoken on this issue agrees with the ASC hypothesis (there is one exception to the consensus, a Leif Somebody, but we ASCer’s write him off as a skeptic, a crank and a neer’do’well).

It is only a matter of time before the Mainstream Media realizes the scope of the approaching catastrophe and headlines ASC to boost failing circulation.  This free publicity will shift priority funding away from other research and get Al Gore and Greenpeace to further publicize the threat of ASC by using it to raise huge piles of cash from the ordinary and pseudo-scientifically intimidated citizens.

We MUST stop ASC now – Turn off your cell phone, wireless router, motors, lights, generators, and all other electric devices to reduce your EM footprint and save not only all life on the Earth, but on Mars and Venus as well.

Can’t get your EM footprint any smaller?  Please visit my website and consider buying EM credits to offset your emissions.   The poor third-world people who live in harmony with nature and lack the ability to generate man-made EM waves will gladly sell their unused EM credits using my corporation as the sole broker.

Be Free, Be EM Free ™

UPDATE (10/6/2008): For those who doubt the scientific validity of ASC, here is poof of the delayed start for Solar Cycle 24 – NASA moves the goalposts on Solar Cycle 24 again

Continued growth in anthropogenic EM emissions will soon reach a tipping point and Solar Cycle 25 may never start at all!

All ASC believers need to spread the word.

Share with everyone how you intend to reduce your EM footprint below


Written by Dee Norris

October 5, 2008 at 2:35 pm

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  1. Brilliant!


    October 5, 2008 at 10:29 am

  2. I’m convinced – solar cooling must be stopped. Won’t anyone think of the children?


    October 6, 2008 at 2:07 am

  3. My computer models show that the tipping point has already been reached, forcing us back into Solar Cycle 23. Sunspots will appear near the equator, then work their way toward the higher latitudes over the next eleven years. The models are ambiguous concerning polar bear revival, further adjustments are required.

    To support the ASC cause, I have given up watching television, and never started with a cell phone, fearing brain cancer. While it has never been proven television causes brain cancer, we must act now before it’s too late.


    October 6, 2008 at 3:05 am

  4. It’s worse than that. A new study by the brilliant Russian Dr Ivor Biggun has shown that EMF affects celebrities more than it affects ordinary people because of the amount of cellphone networking that they do. They are also constantly being photographed by digital cameras that themselves emit EMFs, and they are also always being filmed – and therefore surrounded by equipment that is giving out EMFs. According to Dr Biggun, these EMFs tend to hang around these people like a cloud – creating a micro-climate of EMF. When many celebrities get together in one place this causes a cluster to form – and results in all the people affected acting stupidly. Dr Biggun points to award ceremonies as ‘EMF hotspots’. This is clear evidence of his theory. Dr Biggun goes on to suggest that the rotation of the Earth causes EMFs to form a cooling layer. This layer is currently over Antarctica, and Dr Biggun suggests that it is this that is causing unprecedented cooling there.

    I say we must fight ASC right now. We obviously cannot see the EMF layer move to places like Tuvalu – we must think not just of the children, but the poor and the needy. And think of the animals, and the insects, and celebrities like Pamela Anderson – I think of her a lot.

    What we need is a failed politician, someone who emits a lot of EMF from his houses and boats, and cars, but is not afraid to be called a hypocrite. Someone who will stand up and perhaps make a movie. It doesn’t matter if he knows nothing about science. We need him now.

    God bless us all – everyone.

    Reply – Would that be Prof. I. M. Biggun, the head of the United Solar Science Researchers? – Dee

    Steve Berry

    October 6, 2008 at 4:40 am

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  6. Dee, the very same. And head of Celebrity Climate Change Professors.

    Steve Berry

    October 6, 2008 at 5:20 am

  7. Just everybody turn on a couple of radio receivers, duh.

    (forwarding your brilliant concept to everyone I know, btw)

    Reply –
    Great idea, but 9 out of 10 electrical engineers agree that radio receivers don’t actually suck EM pollution out of the air. In fact, one leading study shows that they actually ADD more EM emissions. Thank you for spreading the word. – Dee

    Bill Schroeder

    October 6, 2008 at 8:55 am

  8. Count me a believer!! I’d finish this comment, but I’m shutting off my wireless writer as I ty…

    Reply – It is just soooooo hard to start a grass-roots movement when people actually reduce their EM footprint and drop off the net! – Dee


    October 6, 2008 at 8:27 am

  9. I am saddled with an upside down mortgage, high energy prices and rampant credit card debt. As such I only have what is left in my children’s college funds to buy ASC offsets. However I realize the importance of doing so, especially since I just read an article about it on the internet, which means it must be true and imminently dangerous. Can I just send a blank check and let you guys assign my level of guilt?

    I just want to make it a better world, but I can’t be bothered to change my lifestyle. This is a grave threat to humanity, but I mean come on, Oprah’s got new episodes all week. Just send me a bumper sticker for my car, so people understand that I saved their life, and therefore must deal with me being a condescending, pseudo-intellectual prick. Sometimes I really just feel like I’m so good, nobody else deserves to live without express written consent from me…

    Reply – We prefer Paypal, but you can just trust us with your credit card numbers and don’t forget the little code on the back of the card, please! 😉 – Dee

    Derek D

    October 6, 2008 at 9:04 am

  10. My payment’s on the way, Dee.

    Now that you’ve posted a link to your site at Dot Earth, I have no doubt that the word will quickly spread, and that Al Gore himself will soon be sending his dollars your way. Or at least some Dot Earth regulars such as Dano, Mike Roddy, A3K, Ike Solem, JR, MeltyMan, thingsbreak, Steve Bolger, and the brilliant David B. Benson will be lining up to contribute.

    Reply –
    This is a solar-system wide threat and everyone gets a clean slate on this band wagon. The important thing is to spread to all the corners of the globe the awareness of the dire consequences of ASC and how we can all pull together to stop it by cutting out those pesky electrical devices from our lives. All true-believers in ASC are encouraged to cross-post a paragraph or two of this article with a link back to here for the full story. Quick action to prevent a global calamity is needed NOW! – Dee

    P.S. Here is yet another link in support for urgently stopping EM pollution and prevent further ASC: Solar Cycle not Packing Much of a Punch. – D


    October 6, 2008 at 12:09 pm

  11. Humph! Again with the scare tactics – I don’t believe a word of it. I’m joining that ne’er-do-well Lief. (Besides, he needs a friend)

    As proof of this ASC fraud, I’ve worked in a field chock full of EM emissions. I am still alive, I don’t have cancer, and only a few wrinkles.

    mmm–mmm–mmm–maxheadroom has nothing on me.


    Reply –
    Truth is a scary thing, Mike. I urge you to repent your polluting ways and turn off your cell phone. Even NASA says the solar wind is at an all time low and the Sun is at its dimmest since the start of the Space Age. Do you deny that it is more than a mere coincidence this is happening just as the level of human EM pollution rose meteorically and still continues to increase? – Dee

    Michael J. Bentley

    October 6, 2008 at 12:18 pm

  12. Surely Al Gore is living proof that EMF’s affect the brain?

    Am writing this reply in pencil. For reasons that need no explanation as the science is settled.

    How can I check that my personal sacrifice has increased the solar wind speed?

    Reply – The good news is that some top men are studying this and I mean TOP MEN. We are attempting to calibrate an EM emission footprint calculator for public use. You will be able to enter all the electrical contraptions you use and compute the amount of EM emission offsets you will need to buy. To find how much your sacrifice has reduced your EM footprint, simple remove the offending device and subtract the difference in total EM emissions.

    More funding is needed to improve the models which will eventually be able to calculate the positive impact your efforts have had on restoring the natural health of the solar wind. To exactly quantify this value, our top men envision a network of detectors buried deep with the earth and enclosed in specially-built gold Faraday cages that will measure the solar neutrino output as a proxy for solar wind health. This is a very complex and tricky process and for a while we were missing some neutrinos, but eventually we found them! Every EM emission offset purchased helps fund this BIG SCIENCE project that will make CERN’s Large Hadron Collider seem like a bargain at 6,400,000,000 Euros – Dee

    P.S. Thank you for using a pencil, but have you considered the amount of EM pollution generated by the machines that make and transport that pencil? – D

    Brian J

    October 6, 2008 at 1:19 pm

  13. A couple of people have approached me about investing in our EM emission offset credit program, but they wanted to know more about how it works. Rather than keep sending lengthy emails, I have decided to explain it here.

    Taking a clue from the Save Our Children Foundation (with whom we are not affiliated with at the moment) we have identified disadvantaged children through out the third-world who live EM emission-free. When you buy EM emission offset credits, you actually sponsor one of our children. Your child will send you frequent letters and pictures, thanking you for the food, clothing and vitamins we provide for her in exchange for her EM emission offset credits which we then sell to you. The best part of our program is double indulgences from offsetting your EM emissions and helping children in need continue to live an EM free life.

    If you have a particularly large EM emission footprint that you have been unable to further reduce, you can sponsor multiple children. As part of one of our programs, these children are standing in line to receive warm winter clothing to help them survive the colder climate in Africa. All of the children in this village are sponsored by just one individual.

    If you have any further questions, please don’t hesitate to ask.

    Thank you.

    Dee Norris

    October 6, 2008 at 3:16 pm

  14. What a bunch of crackpots!

    Reply – Perhaps you failed to grasp the seriousness of this posting? – Dee

    The Last Sane Human

    October 6, 2008 at 3:51 pm

  15. As I walk around the streets, I collect all the magnets that I see discarded. Microwave ovens. Monitors. Televisions. Fridges. Computers. Cars. Ear-buds.

    I then remove the ceramic/rare earth/plastic magnets, and dutifully take the now inert white waste to the dump. Sometimes I sneak magnetic appliances back away from the dump, only to return their demagnetised carcases at a later date.

    I have this huge pile of magnetic material growing in my garden. It’s hard to walk past if I have keys in my pocket, and I cannot dig my flower beds any more. My trowels have all gone missing, and I have not got enough strength to use my spade, any more. It has a mind of it’s own.

    My neighbours all complain that their TVs have funny colours all over the screen and that the picture is never square any more. They can’t find their trowels either. Sometimes their cats and small dogs go missing, even though they have collars with their address clearly engraved on metal tabs. The don’t bother to wear watches anymore.

    I am not the only one. Search the internet, if you don’t believe me. The poles are shifting. If you have a compass, and you are in my area, drop in and see me. At night, just follow the aurora.

    Don’t park nearby. Come on foot. And leave your credit cards behind if you know what’s good for you.


    Reply – No need to worry about just collecting magnets, in fact, the removal of magnets from electrical devices reduces the chances that those devices can be further used to emit EM pollution. However, you may wish to be careful about magnetizing the iron in your hemoglobin. This would increase your EM emissions due to the interactions of the now magnetic blood cells. – Dee

    Chris Knight

    October 6, 2008 at 4:00 pm

  16. I have nothing to worry about, Dee, as I remain well oxygenated, and do plenty of exercise carrying my keys about and collecting magnets, some of which, my latest acquisition being an MRI machine, which I am reliably informed, by the medical profession, is totally non-invasive.

    I am shortly going on acquisitive trip to Geneva, where I believe they have a large non-functional piece of scrap, which should increase my collection considerably.

    I have also contacts with Lehmans Bank who have supplied me with decommissioned computing equipment in the past. All those hard drives for scrapping…

    2B or not 2B = T4 2 or 2 4T

    Chris Knight

    October 6, 2008 at 4:38 pm

  17. Har Har Good one }:D

    So when is the movie coming out?

    Mobilize the children, mass mail it to the schools. Get the media involved. $$$ we’ll be RICH!

    Reply – We’ll be rich???? Are you planning on investing in this scamheme? – Dee


    October 6, 2008 at 4:41 pm

  18. Don’t aluminum foil hats help reduce the EM flux? In addition to selling EM credits, you might make some extra cash selling them.

    Reply – Tin Foil hats only keep out MK-ULTRA mind control rays. – Dee


    October 6, 2008 at 4:56 pm

  19. Great article. just a quick correction with the word Able…see sentence:
    The poor third-world people who live in harmony with nature and lack the able to generate man-made EM waves will gladly sell their unused EM credits using my corporation as the sole broker.

    It just kills the flow of the piece with that error. IMO.

    Reply – Ah yes… the old rented fingers problem… thanks – Dee

    Rob Z

    October 6, 2008 at 5:50 pm


    To quote Nigel Calder in the UK news:
    “Yes, you’ve got it. Man-made global warming is just propaganda”
    “Most readers don’t want endless
    scare stories about climatic doom, accompanied by authoritarian lectures about their carbon footprints.”

    It seemed bad enough to face a future in which stopping 97% of all CO2 means one world government which will put an end to plants & trees, outlaw volcanos & forest fires, & globally banish all rotting vegetation everywhere.
    Zero EM and CO2 emissions actually involves making the ultimate personal sacrifice: e;g.: No more carbonated Coca Cola; no more CO2 stock traded on the stock market; no more Kinder Morgan CO2 wells used to extract oil!). And now this!! I am simultaneously pathetically apoplectic & apologetically paralysed by my growing electromagnetic/carbon sinner guilt, utterly unable to further reduce either my right foot’s carbon footprint to zero CO2, or my left foot’s electromagnetic footprint to zero EM.
    I realise now that ALL living breathing mammals, ALL trees & plant life, not only ALL selfishly exhaling, flatulent humanity, are a non sustainable aspect of Mother nature’s own initial oversight.
    Faced with options which narrow by the minute, & lacking courage for the only REAL solution to this problem, (meaning sewagecide), instead I have opted to hold my breath as long as possible.

    Reply – I was once funded to study the effect of equine methane emissions on atmospheric temperatures, but during the peer-review process I discovered that my conclusion that it didn’t make a fart’s difference in the big picture was unacceptable to the propaganda machine of which Calder writes. In need of funding to keep bread on my table, I turned to studying solar cooling and quickly stumbled upon the effect of EM pollution on the solar wind. Here is a great chance to write a paper saying I needed more funding to study EM pollution. Good thing this post is not just propaganda for my blog, eh? – Dee

    P.S. Don’t give up hope yet. TOP MEN are working on a geo-engineering project that may prevent the EM pollution from interacting with the solar wind. The science behind it is sound and well-tested, but we need to figure out where to get enough tin-foil to wrap the entire planet! – D

    Mia Nony

    October 6, 2008 at 6:14 pm

  21. Gary

    Aluminium requires large amounts of electricity to manufacture. All wearers of aluminium foil hats are GUILTY! 🙂

    Bang, Bang Maxwell’s equations crashing down on their heads;
    Bang, Bang Maxwell’s equations made sure they were dead.

    Pompous Git

    October 6, 2008 at 6:36 pm

  22. You write this as if the sun actually has something to do with the climate on Earth. I believe Al and the Econaz (Econauts?) have stated that it is man’s actions which are reportedly melting ice bergs and glaciers.

    I hope you are able to transform this into as Big (a) Business as they have.


    Reply – Now that you mention it, transformers are HUGE part of the problem of EM pollution. Every time any electrical device or electricity transmission network steps-down or steps-up voltage, we use EM emissions to make the change. Just think about all those little black boxes you have plugged into your electrical outlets. Where do you think all that excess EM goes? Right into the solar wind, that’s where. – Dee


    October 6, 2008 at 7:23 pm

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    October 6, 2008 at 8:10 pm

  24. Ha! In six months when CERN comes back online it will all be moot. The first black hole produced when the two opposing beams finally collide will suck everything in – there’s your solution to zero EM! 😉

    BTW: Very witty. I got quite a nice chuckle from this one. Ranks up there with the dihydrogen monoxide spoof in my book. This one’s a keeper. Nice job. Thanks! 🙂

    Reply – DHMO is a spoof? Man, oh man…. I am sooo out of the loop on all this stuff! Are you really sure? – Dee


    October 6, 2008 at 9:14 pm

  25. I believe that all ASC deniers should have their credentials revoked! Science is all about consensus. Troublemakers and skeptics must be silenced!

    Reply –
    If I were actually starting a movement, I would want to have someone around to vilify in the minds of my supporters. Perhaps have them break a few windows one night. Maybe call them criminals and demand their immediate arrest, even. Good thing I am just trying to warn the globe of the dangers of the effects of EM pollution (and sell some EM offset credits) otherwise there might be EM re-education resorts where people are taught how to live EM free. I prefer to let the skeptics rant all they want and let someone else come up with a final solution. – Dee

    Dr. Heidi Cullen

    October 6, 2008 at 9:20 pm

  26. Are you an electromagnetic expert? Do you know anything about Far Infrared Rays? I sell bio necklaces that is said to have some healing characteristic. This chararacter cames from FIR. Is it true?


    October 6, 2008 at 10:39 pm

  27. I’m not a denier, I’m a user. There’s a finite amount of EM in the universe. If we keep using it at the current pace it will be gone soon.

    We should conserve the ether, unplug now.

    Reply – With arrival of nuclear power, humanity has had an almost unlimited ability to generate EM emissions. In the United States, 25% of the electricity generated (a major source of EM pollution) is created in nuclear power plants. This percent is even higher in other countries like France. You are right, we should unplug (or buy EM offset credits), but we need to do the right things for the right reasons. – Dee

    P.S. I understand your feelings about being a user, but that does not justify your willingness to endanger the planet with man-made EM pollution. There are zero biological sinks for EM pollution unlike carbon dioxide. EM pollution just keeps traveling in space, bringing our junk TV and Radio shows deeper and deeper into the universe. Billions of years from now, some distant climatologist-turned-radio astronomer will intercept an episode of Star Trek. He/She/It will wonder when us humans are arriving at his planet and why the men in red shirts keep dying. Er… Anyhow back on topic, CO2 is a much needed plant food and humans therefore have a duty to enrich the biosphere with CO2 to help green the planet. CO2 is recycled, and EM is not. – D


    October 7, 2008 at 2:20 am

  28. Don’t be suckered in by this EMF offset crap. It’s a scam perpetrated by members of the Flat Earth Society who are on the take from Big Oil! Instead of ruthlessly exploiting the EMF impoverished, we should be bringing them into the twenty first century so that that they can achieve the same level of economic prosperity that we’re currently enjoying. We should be sending them our best and brightest – our most seasoned politicians, our most experienced corporate executives, our financial wizards, our best legal minds – to help them achieve this end.

    Instead of exploitation, I propose a much different approach to the problem of excess EMF; an approach that involves the use of recycling – something that people who actually care about the planet are already doing. We can recycle all of those television antennas that will soon become obsolete due to the diligent efforts of lobbyists representing digital television manufacturers. We bring all of these antennas together and plug them into the ground. These groups of antennas, to be known as “rabbit ear farms”, will act as giant EMF sponges, sucking all of the stray radiation out of the atmosphere and channeling it deep into the bowels of Mother Earth where we can sequester it for an eternity. An ideal location for such a rabbit ear farm would be near Yucca Mountain, Nevada. We could kill two birds with one stone – sequestering our spent EMF along with our spent nuclear fuel.

    Mr. Responsible

    October 7, 2008 at 7:42 pm

  29. Back in the early 60’s my grandfather would set off explosively pumped flux compression generators on the 4th of July to entertain all us grandkids. The neighbor would get mad cause his TV would wack out. So would Grandma, “Pa”, she would say, “stop that infernal racket, you’re gonna put an eye out with that EM radiation. Don’t make me come out there and put a hurt on you!” Grandma liked to talk tough. Anyway, I had no idea the damage my Grandpa was doing to the earth. We were just having fun or so we thought. We also used to wish for lightening storms in the summer just to hear the “pop”, “crackle” and “BOOOOOOOOOOoooom”. We had no idea of the damage we were wishing for. I’m so sorry!!! So so sorry.

    Rob Z

    October 7, 2008 at 8:05 pm

  30. I am writing this on slate with chalk, the slate was hand cut from the quarry at Llanberis and the chalk I cut from the cliff face at Beachy Head.
    I did all this with tools hand crafted in flint, (to appease the great Carbon God), pray tell me…
    Am I doing enough to atone for my past sins?

    Dave E

    October 8, 2008 at 8:06 am

  31. Dave,
    How did you travel from Beachy Head to Llanberis? If you crawled on your bare hands and knees, I absolve you.

    Chris Knight

    October 8, 2008 at 11:25 am

  32. I figured out why we’re not hearing about this horrendous EM pollution and ASC. It’s because the Main Stream Media are some of the worst polluters! They’re not about to advertise their hypocrisy. Dee, you’d better line up a few celebrities to tout this cause or stage a publicity stunt to get some attention. Follow Hansen’s advice: perform some “public disobedience” on a TV station.


    October 8, 2008 at 12:23 pm

  33. Dave,
    How did you travel from Beachy Head to Llanberis? If you crawled on your bare hands and knees, I absolve you.

    I walked, barefoot, it was humbling, but I just HAD to do it!
    I thank you for the absolution. 😛


    Dave E

    October 8, 2008 at 4:49 pm

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